For all the grief they have received in recent years -- the Mavericks' maverick owner and the maverick coach -- Mark Cuban and Don Nelson should take a bow.
They will get the last laugh now.
The blockbuster trade last week that brought budding center Raef LaFrentz and irascible point guard Nick Van Exel to Dallas was a bold move that took deep pockets and lots of testerone.
It probably won't get them past the Los Angeles Lakers -- not as long as Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant stay healthy -- but it should push them past everyone else in the NBA for several years.
Watching them hammer the Sacramento Kings -- with the league's best record -- Saturday was a good example of what's to come
Maybe they didn't get a brute to arm-wrestle Shaquille O'Neal, but they now have the deepest, most talented team in the league, putting the pressure on Nelson to make it all work.
He has been waiting for years for something like this, giving him a chance to validate his personal belief that he is the smartest coach in the league.
LaFrentz gives them a shot-blocking center who can also score and rebound, a player who every team in the league wanted to put on its free-agent wish list in two summers. He won't go anywhere now.
Van Exel gives them another big-time scorer in the backcourt, a chance for Nelson to try several more of his offbeat theories on how to win games with unorthodox lineups. Nelson has promised eventually to start Van Exel alongside point guard Steve Nash, even though it could be a defensive liability.
The Mavericks will also move Michael Finley to small forward, where he belongs, and Dirk Nowitzki back to power forward, moving both Evan Eschmeyer and Shawn Bradley into backup roles at center.
It gives the Mavericks three 7-footers who can consistently hit 3-point shots in Nowitzki, LaFrentz and ZhiZhi Wang.
"This makes my team more consistent," Nelson said. "I have some players now who are alike in the things we like to run. I have three big men who can take the shot outside, making it difficult for matchups with other big men."
The only thing puzzling about the trade with Denver is why the Nuggets agreed to it. How can they possibly sell tickets with a straight face, knowing they now have the worst team in the league? In the deal, they got Juwan Howard, who walks around with a sign on his back that says "overpaid," and a breaking-down Tim Hardaway, who must have swallowed a lemon when he heard.
Although Van Exel has been a disruptive force before, with the Los Angeles Lakers and in Denver, the Mavericks are betting it won't happen now, believing he will be so happy to leave Denver that he will behave.
Naturally, the Mavs had to take some guys they didn't want -- like Tariq Abdul-Wahad and his $43 million contract -- but Cuban wasn't fazed by that. He plays this game like some people play with Monopoly money.
And he wants to win now.
"We're flexible now," Nelson said. "Everything is going to work out just fine."
Magic officials waiting
Although new ownership for the Orlando Magic likely will bring some changes in the front office, they haven't started jumping ship just yet. John Weisbrod, the chief operating officer, turned down a chance recently to become the general manager of the Tampa Bay Lightning when Rick Dudley was fired. Weisbrod, who has a hockey background, came to Orlando originally to be the general manager of the Orlando Solar Bears. A few years ago he might have jumped at a NHL position, but not now.
Chocolate Thunder speaks
Some guys grow old, but they never grow up. Listen to this question-and-answer session with still lovable Darryl Dawkins, the Orlando Evans High School star who jumped directly into the NBA before it became so popular.
Dawkins, who now coaches the Pennsylvania Valley Dogs in the United States Basketball League, was an assistant coach at the NBA Rookie Game, working alongside veteran Chuck Daly. Bet there were some interesting discussions between those two.
But this is the one we know about:
Q: Is Chocolate Thunder still in effect?
Dawkins: Chocolate Thunder is still in effect. I'm still funking for Jamaica and enjoying life.
Q: Who's that on your cell phone [when it rings during the interview]?
Dawkins: It's just the president calling: `Mr. Bush, don't worry about it.'
Q: Was that the planet Lovetron?
Dawkins: No, they can't call me from there. I've got to go there.
Q: What does it mean to have the all-star game in Philadelphia [where you once played]?
Dawkins: It's great because this is the cheesesteak capital of the world. And if you ain't got grease on your bag, you ain't got a cheesesteak.
Jordan's play paying dividends
Want to know how important Michael Jordan's presence is to the Wizards? Here are some numbers that should catch your eye:
Their per-game ticket gross last season was an estimated $400,000. Their per-game ticket gross this season is $850,000. Over the course of a season, that's nearly a $19-million difference.
Don't bet on this Magic move
Don't hold your breath on that Magic-moving-to-Charlotte story last week. Bruton Smith, the North Carolina billionaire who told everyone he wanted to buy the team and use it to replace the Hornets, has been known for his unrealistic bluster in the past.
If you are betting, it's a good bet that he'll never get that chance. And here's why: Watch for the NBA to scuttle the Hornets? proposed move to New Orleans despite the desires of George Shinn, the current Hornets owner.
Most of the league owners hate the city of New Orleans and don't believe it could support a team. The league will force Shinn to stay in Charlotte, effectively forcing Shinn to sell the team to someone else in North Carolina.
Once Shinn is gone, a new arena will be built and the Hornets will live happily-ever-after in Charlotte -- possibly with Smith as the new owner.