They threw the biggest, hottest, Everybody-Who's-Anybody-Will-Be-There Mega-Event comeback concert on the world's grandest stage Tuesday night.

Knicks 93, Wizards 91.

After all the bald-headed hysteria, that's what the night of nights delivered. A basketball game between two teams nobody will confuse with the Lakers.

Well, maybe the Minneapolis Lakers.

And in other news, Michael Jordan returned.

The Big Story never really materialized. Jordan had 19 points, but he made only seven of 21 shots. When the game was his for the taking, Jordan either missed or passed or did little to justify the fact the Earth reportedly stopped spinning for three hours.