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OT: Webber to retire

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OT: Webber to retire 

Post#1 » by Celts09 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:09 am

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Chris Webber has decided to retire from the NBA because of knee problems that have plagued the last five years of his career, according to a source close to ESPN.com.
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Post#2 » by Celtics_History_Lesson » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:01 am

He never existed in the NCAA, as they wiped him from the record books.

His NBA career wasn't much either.

Everyone should use a timeout that they don't have to celebrate his time in the NBA.
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Post#3 » by phoolishly_insane » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:10 am

Waive Scal and sign Webber. :lol:
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Post#4 » by carlos1223 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:11 am

Hey Celtics fan...you're team aint ****. Quit criticizing Webber. Hes a Hall of Famer for sure
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Post#5 » by SuperDeluxe » Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:20 am

carlos1223 wrote:Hey Celtics fan...you're team aint ****. Quit criticizing Webber. Hes a Hall of Famer for sure


Webber aint **** either. Quit criticizing the Celtics. Webber will be forgotten overnight, while the Celtics will always be the Celtics.
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Post#6 » by sackings916 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:20 am

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Webber aint **** either. .


Webber aint **** but he has more money than you, gets more pussy than you, and is a millionare from playing basketball. Webber>your life
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Post#7 » by HighAboveCourtside » Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:22 am

carlos1223 wrote:Hey Celtics fan...you're team aint ****. Quit criticizing Webber. Hes a Hall of Famer for sure


Yeah, they just have the best record in the league, and the most championships in league history...

And Chris Webber isn't getting into the Hall of Fame without buying a ticket.
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Post#8 » by dwestside » Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:39 am

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Webber aint **** but he has more money than you, gets more pussy than you, and is a millionare from playing basketball. Webber>your life


Ah yes because I define quality of life by money and pussy. The true superstar mentality.

Guess we'll have to notify all single working mothers of the complete worthlessness of their lives given their lack of funds.

Grow up son.
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Post#9 » by sackings916 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:59 am

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Ah yes because I define quality of life by money and pussy. The true superstar mentality.

Guess we'll have to notify all single working mothers of the complete worthlessness of their lives given their lack of funds.

Grow up son.


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Post#10 » by Bleeding Green » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:04 am

Single working mothers have as much pussy as anyone, I bet.

That was a quick progression from a quote about Webber retiring to single working mothers.
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Post#11 » by meatball sub » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:09 am

sackings916 wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Webber aint **** but he has more money than you, gets more pussy than you, and is a millionare from playing basketball. Webber>your life


So to lead a better life (because trust me I ain't **** either) all I gotta do is have more money than SuperDeluxe, get more pussy than SuperDeluxe and become a millionaire from playing basketball?

You >>>> guidance counselors
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Post#12 » by SuperDeluxe » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:10 am

sackings916 wrote:Webber aint **** but he has more money than you, gets more pussy than you, and is a millionare from playing basketball. Webber>your life


Webber>my life>Webber's feces>my feces>your feces>you
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Post#13 » by dwestside » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:12 am

Bleeding Green wrote:Single working mothers have as much pussy as anyone, I bet.

That was a quick progression from a quote about Webber retiring to single working mothers.



:rofl: Perhaps a bit dramatic, yes. The whole superstar>your life freaking math equation just gets my blood boiling. I'll hop off my soapbox now.
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Post#14 » by BMiller52 » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:48 am

Celtics_History_Lesson wrote:He never existed in the NCAA, as they wiped him from the record books.

His NBA career wasn't much either.

Everyone should use a timeout that they don't have to celebrate his time in the NBA.



His NBA career wasn't much? He would be in the HOF for sure if he hadn't blew out his knee in the 2003 playoffs. You're just ignorant if you want to say garbage like that. Your timeout joke wasn't funny, if you want to look at jokes you could instead go look in a mirror.(yeah I realized that joke was weak also... and yours still manages to suck worse)

Webber was one of the best at what he did for about 10 years(and by best I mean a top 5 player in the NBA). Give the man some respect.
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Post#15 » by Tricky Ricky » Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:40 pm

carlos1223 wrote:Hey Celtics fan...you're team aint ****. Quit criticizing Webber. Hes a Hall of Famer for sure


LOL Webber isnt a lock for the hall of fame, he might squeeze in if hes lucky

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