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OT: Webber to retire

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 1:09 am
by Celts09
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Chris Webber has decided to retire from the NBA because of knee problems that have plagued the last five years of his career, according to a source close to ESPN.com.

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:01 am
by Celtics_History_Lesson
He never existed in the NCAA, as they wiped him from the record books.

His NBA career wasn't much either.

Everyone should use a timeout that they don't have to celebrate his time in the NBA.

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:10 am
by phoolishly_insane
Waive Scal and sign Webber. :lol:

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:11 am
by carlos1223
Hey Celtics fan...you're team aint ****. Quit criticizing Webber. Hes a Hall of Famer for sure

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 2:20 am
by SuperDeluxe
carlos1223 wrote:Hey Celtics fan...you're team aint ****. Quit criticizing Webber. Hes a Hall of Famer for sure


Webber aint **** either. Quit criticizing the Celtics. Webber will be forgotten overnight, while the Celtics will always be the Celtics.

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:20 am
by sackings916
SuperDeluxe wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Webber aint **** either. .


Webber aint **** but he has more money than you, gets more pussy than you, and is a millionare from playing basketball. Webber>your life

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:22 am
by HighAboveCourtside
carlos1223 wrote:Hey Celtics fan...you're team aint ****. Quit criticizing Webber. Hes a Hall of Famer for sure


Yeah, they just have the best record in the league, and the most championships in league history...

And Chris Webber isn't getting into the Hall of Fame without buying a ticket.

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:39 am
by dwestside
sackings916 wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Webber aint **** but he has more money than you, gets more pussy than you, and is a millionare from playing basketball. Webber>your life


Ah yes because I define quality of life by money and pussy. The true superstar mentality.

Guess we'll have to notify all single working mothers of the complete worthlessness of their lives given their lack of funds.

Grow up son.

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 3:59 am
by sackings916
dwestside wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Ah yes because I define quality of life by money and pussy. The true superstar mentality.

Guess we'll have to notify all single working mothers of the complete worthlessness of their lives given their lack of funds.

Grow up son.


why hello captain save-a-dick

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:04 am
by Bleeding Green
Single working mothers have as much pussy as anyone, I bet.

That was a quick progression from a quote about Webber retiring to single working mothers.

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:09 am
by meatball sub
sackings916 wrote:-= original quote snipped =-



Webber aint **** but he has more money than you, gets more pussy than you, and is a millionare from playing basketball. Webber>your life


So to lead a better life (because trust me I ain't **** either) all I gotta do is have more money than SuperDeluxe, get more pussy than SuperDeluxe and become a millionaire from playing basketball?

You >>>> guidance counselors

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:10 am
by SuperDeluxe
sackings916 wrote:Webber aint **** but he has more money than you, gets more pussy than you, and is a millionare from playing basketball. Webber>your life


Webber>my life>Webber's feces>my feces>your feces>you

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:12 am
by dwestside
Bleeding Green wrote:Single working mothers have as much pussy as anyone, I bet.

That was a quick progression from a quote about Webber retiring to single working mothers.



:rofl: Perhaps a bit dramatic, yes. The whole superstar>your life freaking math equation just gets my blood boiling. I'll hop off my soapbox now.

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:48 am
by BMiller52
Celtics_History_Lesson wrote:He never existed in the NCAA, as they wiped him from the record books.

His NBA career wasn't much either.

Everyone should use a timeout that they don't have to celebrate his time in the NBA.



His NBA career wasn't much? He would be in the HOF for sure if he hadn't blew out his knee in the 2003 playoffs. You're just ignorant if you want to say garbage like that. Your timeout joke wasn't funny, if you want to look at jokes you could instead go look in a mirror.(yeah I realized that joke was weak also... and yours still manages to suck worse)

Webber was one of the best at what he did for about 10 years(and by best I mean a top 5 player in the NBA). Give the man some respect.

Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:40 pm
by Tricky Ricky
carlos1223 wrote:Hey Celtics fan...you're team aint ****. Quit criticizing Webber. Hes a Hall of Famer for sure


LOL Webber isnt a lock for the hall of fame, he might squeeze in if hes lucky