G50: Sixers v Warriors 2/7 7:30pm ET (BSPN)

ExplosionsInDaSky · Post #1 » by **ExplosionsInDaSky** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 12:12 am

ESPN Game tonight...Let's at least be competitive. Can I get some pain meds? I'm going to need all I can get in order to survive Dan House and Marcus Morris. Can Maxey go off? He loves him some TNT, but how about ESPN? Paul Reed should at least show up tonight and look bigger than usual. The Warriors have no size so this feels like a B-Ball outing in the making. More Mo Bamba tonight? Sure...I like pain, I like torture, I like finger and foot tattoos. Kelly Oubre is like the inner bicep...Definitely a cool spot, but a horrible feeling for the majority of the time.

Who gets T'd up tonight? Morris? Bev? Nurse? Oubre? Pick one.

Do we get assassin Harris tonight? Or dreamy, deeply thinking "I'll pass on hanging out tonight" Harris?

How many pages does this one go? My guess is two if we win and four if the Dubs blow us out by the third quarter.

Best of luck tonight and lets pray for no injuries. We are going against Draymond though, but he seems to really like us. One day he'll be a Sixer, but he'll be older with more grays and less hair by the time that happens.

As for Golden State, Curry will be on a heater as usual, but expect Kuminga to really destroy us tonight. Is Klay going to give us a preview of what he can do? **** we already know what he can't do anymore which is guard anyone. Either way he probably will get hot against us and splash 10 threes. Dario Saric might play tonight. That might be cool having him burn us with open threes kicked out to him off of offensive rebounds as he's back to make us pay. Andrew Wiggins has been awful this year, but this is the perfect night for him to wake up as well.

One more thing, it's well known now around the league by anyone with league pass that watches a lot of basketball that our announcers suck. Nobody likes them. In fact, Kate and Alaa might be the corniest tandem in all of sports. Thank god this one is on ESPN, otherwise I'd have to watch with the volume down. I get yelled at whenever Kate gets excited.

Mik317 · Post #2 » by **Mik317** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 12:43 am

I need some Terq and Ricky rotation minutes Nicolas

Murray_17 · Post #3 » by **Murray_17** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 12:51 am

This teams has zero spacing and is just hilarious

Phila Tough · Post #4 » by **Phila Tough** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 12:52 am

I finally get a day off to watch the game and of course it's blacked out on NBA league pass. I hate that we were playing so well because it skewed my expectations for this team and now Embiid's injury has completely deflated me lol. I hope Curry puts on a show and we somehow get a win

Mik317 · Post #5 » by **Mik317** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 12:58 am

if Springer could do anything on offense man.

dude is a menace on defense

Mik317 · Post #6 » by **Mik317** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:00 am

this is a rock fight

ExplosionsInDaSky · Post #7 » by **ExplosionsInDaSky** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:13 am

Bambas idea of going for a rebound is simply to swat at the ball as if his arm was simply a stick. It's as if the man has no hands at all. The very first handless NBA player ever! History has been made and he plays for our very own 76ers.

Arsenal · Post #8 » by **Arsenal** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:13 am

90’s thug ball is back!

Arsenal · Post #9 » by **Arsenal** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:14 am

Springer really bothering Steph. Should match them up all game.

NYSixersFan · Post #10 » by **NYSixersFan** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:15 am

Mik317 wrote:this is a rock fight

You're insulting rocks.

Mik317 · Post #11 » by **Mik317** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:22 am

Tobias' hips are glued shut or something

man has no swivel

Mik317 · Post #12 » by **Mik317** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:24 am

guys I am not saying make moves no matter what

but i'm going to need moves to be made if I have to keep watching this team lol

Mik317 · Post #13 » by **Mik317** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:26 am

thats like 5 layups Tobias has missed tonihgt lol

Mik317 · Post #14 » by **Mik317** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:36 am

everybody is sick and it saps them of all basketball talent it seems

ExplosionsInDaSky · Post #15 » by **ExplosionsInDaSky** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:37 am

I'm convinced some of our guys are simply playing the wrong sport.

Jaden Springer - Should have been a football player

Mo Bamba - Clearly this guy fits better as a character in some obscure martial arts tournament taking place in the Chuck Norris/Bruce Lee netherworld.

Nic Batum - Better suited at this point swinging golf clubs at the Pinnacle Creek Country Club out in Phoenix AZ.

KJ Martin - A high jump event for amateurs

Paul Reed - It's obvious this guy is a closet Tennis player.

Murray_17 · Post #16 » by **Murray_17** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:39 am

At this point i'm convinced KJ Martin got drafted because of his name

Murray_17 · Post #17 » by **Murray_17** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:40 am

Tobias isn't even getting guarded from 3 right now lol

Jailblazers7 · Post #18 » by **Jailblazers7** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:45 am

Too bad the Warriors suck or Springer might have some value as a Steph stopper. He’d be a good fit in Denver, where he can be a Steph defensive specialist that Jokic can turn into neutral offensive player via his passing.

Arsenal · Post #19 » by **Arsenal** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 1:47 am

I’ll be shocked if we pull this out.

Mik317 · Post #20 » by **Mik317** » Thu Feb 8, 2024 2:08 am

JJ is sadly spitting.

Team has been carried by a generation mid range shooting from Biid and that was pretty much it lol

Bad team building. At 3pm tommorow I may join NY on the Morey Am Fraud Wagon